WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button
to turn it on
you need the power button to turn the computer on
- teacher: alright fold your papers in half
- entire class: hot dog or hamburger
it makes me really mad whenever i finish a book because i always have a post character depression i swear to fucking god i believe some fictional people should be real and some real people should be fictional goD DAMN IT IF ONLY I COULD TRADE SOMEONE’S SOUL FOR EVERY REAL CHARACTER I WANT TO BE REAL
